I've been thinking a lot lately about how disgusting belt buckles are.
Usually, you go to the bathroom and flush and then do up your pants and belt buckle and then wash your hands. You do this because, in most places, you cannot go out with your pants undone and hanging around your knees to wash your hands. Privacy being one issue and walking like a penguin the other.
The consequence? Poop on your belt buckle. Not smears of it or anything (I mean, that's just gross) but residual poop matter.
These are the things that plague me, my friends.