The other week I was looking online and found the greatest pictures of a tea cup pig in rubber boots. (Side note: you should read the story, it's too adorable.) Then, we were watching reruns of HIMYM and they had a tea cup pig to help Barney pick up women and to help Lily learn to say no to cute things.
I turned to The Guy and said "Can we have a Tea Cup pig?"
He grinned and replied "Mmmm. Tea Cup bacon. So tiny, yet so delicious."