- Put on eyeshadow without looking like I've been punched in the eye.
- Walk in heels without falling down
- Leave the 90s style behind me. 20 years ago and it still influences me. If I let it.
- Pin my bangs back. You know when women haven't showered, so they pin their bangs out of the way and it looks so cute? Yeah, I can't do that.
- Shave on a regular basis.
- Wear lipstick without it gathering in the corners of my mouth and looking crusty.
- Eat without making a mess.
- Look good all the time, even when I'm sick.
- Remember not to pull wedgies in public.
- Make the bed every day.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Things I suck at about being a woman: A list
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Lol! We must be twins!
ReplyDeleteI pull wedgies all the time. I just cannot help it!
ReplyDeleteWe're supposed to be able to do those things? What? NOBODY TOLD ME!
ReplyDeleteI have just begun to realize just how many "unladylike" things I do - I'm an utter failure- as my friends and I joke - Reasons 545-550 of why I am still single....
ReplyDeletewow. i had a totally different definition of womanhood!
ReplyDeleteI can put on eye make-up to look like an old man, though.