The Guy and I are working on developing a TV viewing pattern. We don't have a lot of shows in common, so the channels we view tend to stay on one of three -- The Discovery Network, Home and Garden, and TLC. We can compromise on these channels. I watch How things are made (aka SO BORING I COULD DIE) and he watches Cake Boss (aka Charming and surprisingly funny). We were getting along until Jon and Kate plus 8 came on.
The Guy: I will give you a million dollars if you change the channel right now.
Me: You don't like this show?
The Guy: No. I cannot stand it.
The Guy: I feel so sorry for Jon.
Me: I feel so sorry for Kate.
The Guy: She was such a b*tch to him.
Me: He was such a child.
The Guy: ...
Me: I'm not sure we can be together any more. It's like I don't even know you.
I'm getting my own television next week.