Sunday, May 31, 2009

Then I will run you down with my wheel chair

We were sitting in a restaurant with great air conditioning, even though I was dressed more for the warmth outside. This is what lead to the following conversation.

MayB: I'm cold!

The Guy: You're old?

MayB: I said, 'I'm cold'.

The Guy: I believe people can be more than one thing.

MayB: I'm going to beat you with a stick. [I should have known trouble was coming because he grinned.]

The Guy: I believe that's called a cane.

And that's when they called for the paramedics.


  1. The Guy has a great sense of humour. This will get you through lots of "tough times" in your marriage. You can trust the Bear here.


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