Thursday, March 19, 2009

Days of Grace: Day 109 Sucktastic version

I have had a day of mixed bag, so I am giving you a mix. Some things that sucked, some that didn't.

Things that suck
  1. My garage got tagged. Nothing says "Buy my house" like a neighbourhood full of gang graffiti.
  2. Montel and I were chased down by the biggest damn pit bull I've ever seen. He was friendly, but Montel wasn't. I did not want to risk the thing becoming unfriendly when Montel bit him, so I picked Montel up and he bit me instead.
  3. Diets can kiss my ass.
  4. Being awake at 7:30 am for 4 days in a row can also kiss my ass.
  5. No viewings of the house this week. So, also no cleaning.
Things that are good, despite everything else that sucks
  1. Grilled cheese sandwiches
  2. Montel is afraid of EVERYTHING so when his ball rolls under a chair, he stays as far back as he can and leeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaans his head in to daintily pick the ball up with his teeth.
  3. Mr. Clean Erasers. I am putting my trust in his hands. I've gotten almost everything else off my walls with this thing. I hope it will work on gold spray paint.
  4. Anti-blister bandages. While I get used to my new boots, these babies make it so I am preventing any damage to my feetsies.
  5. Raw hide bones. Without them, I would have to spend more time entertaining my damn dog.


  1. On the other hand, you could have gone out with your own spray can, added some loops and waves, and told prospective buyers you've done some original art work out back.

  2. Grilled cheese sandwiches make everything better.

  3. I love me some Mr. Clean erasers. Or go with Rob-bear's idea. Original artwork adds value to a home!


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