- I realized I paid a professional (one who went to many years of school) to stick her finger up my dog's butt. That amuses me.
- Buying overpriced candy from a girl going door to door trying to make her rent.
- Baby raccoons. But not mother raccoons. Those things will kill you of you mess with them.
- Ear plugs to drown out dog noises.
- Listening to technologically inept people try to explain computer things to each other. Oy vay Maria.
Dude... seriously, why would anyone go to school on purpose to be a proctologist, doggie or otherwise? Who sits around and says, "I think I'll go to school for 10 years, incur a large amount of debt, and when it's all said and done, I will inspect the inside of other people's anuses. WHO?
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I went to a proctologist. He stuck his finger in my mouth. I get no respect.
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