Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Days of Grace: Day 72

  1. I realized I paid a professional (one who went to many years of school) to stick her finger up my dog's butt. That amuses me.
  2. Buying overpriced candy from a girl going door to door trying to make her rent.
  3. Baby raccoons. But not mother raccoons. Those things will kill you of you mess with them.
  4. Ear plugs to drown out dog noises.
  5. Listening to technologically inept people try to explain computer things to each other. Oy vay Maria.


  1. Dude... seriously, why would anyone go to school on purpose to be a proctologist, doggie or otherwise? Who sits around and says, "I think I'll go to school for 10 years, incur a large amount of debt, and when it's all said and done, I will inspect the inside of other people's anuses. WHO?

    And your new header is great.

  2. I went to a proctologist. He stuck his finger in my mouth. I get no respect.


Crap monkies say "what?"