Welcome to the family. You'll do just fine.
That's great. Probably a little disappointing, but at least he made up for it with the hilarious.
Oh that's not right - funny, but not right :-) Doesn't he know it's not safe to mess with the fragile psyche of a bride to be?!
But...did he save you any???
I swear to god, that is something my husband would say.
Crap monkies say "what?"