Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Days of Grace: Day 44

  1. Supper consisted of 3 pieces of asparagus cannoli, a Mars bar, and topped off by chips and dip. I had a vegetable yesterday.
  2. I scored 99% singing on Rockband's Wanted Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi.
  3. A "helpful" person left soup on my front porch while I was out. I came home an hour later to find out the soup was stolen. Off my front porch. In a blizzard. I find that immensely amusing.
  4. I have discovered that green jujubes will do in a pinch. I still do not like yellow or black.
  5. This Nicorette commercial. I love the part when the woman flashes the old man to steal his Nicorette and walks back to the table with her dress still hiked up over her butt. Classic.
Also, it is difficult to feel grateful to someone who means well when everything makes you want to punch this someone square in the head.


  1. I haven't seen that commercial, but you can bet I'll be on the lookout for it.

    And can I have those black jujus? I love me some licorice!

  2. Two things:
    1) OMG that commercial is hilarious.
    2) I cannot believe someone stole soup off your porch. That's the funniest thing ever.

  3. Maybe they were hungry. I was just reading about homeless people in Mongolia, where it is -40 in winter.


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