Milton Bradley has come up with a new group of toys. They are called "Toys by Uncle Milton". I suppose what the company was going for was a more friendly and family approach, however, it just ends up sounding creepy.
Uncle Milton's Rainbow in My Room -- recreates the beauty and wonder of the rainbow with a vividness that can’t be missed. Yeah, like we all haven't heard that one before.
Uncle Milton's Moon in My Room -- includes settings to authentically show 12 different phases of the moon. Lower, lower, lower, FULL MOON!
Uncle Milton's Remote Control Snake -- race it along smooth surfaces and let it sneak up and scare someone! Then challenge your reflexes by sending your snake through obstacle course. I don't think that's a "snake" Uncle Milty.