Milton Bradley has come up with a new group of toys. They are called "Toys by Uncle Milton". I suppose what the company was going for was a more friendly and family approach, however, it just ends up sounding creepy.
For example:
Uncle Milton's Rainbow in My Room -- recreates the beauty and wonder of the rainbow with a vividness that can’t be missed. Yeah, like we all haven't heard that one before.
Uncle Milton's Moon in My Room -- includes settings to authentically show 12 different phases of the moon. Lower, lower, lower, FULL MOON!
Uncle Milton's Remote Control Snake -- race it along smooth surfaces and let it sneak up and scare someone! Then challenge your reflexes by sending your snake through obstacle course. I don't think that's a "snake" Uncle Milty.
Perverted toys for perverted children. Which one do you want for Christmas? No, let me guess.
ReplyDeleteI don't want Uncle Milton mooning me in my room. On a crowded street, with lots of cameras, maybe, but not in my room.
ReplyDeleteUncle Milton makes me very scurred.
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