The Guy: Are you sure this isn't a date?
Me: Of course not! It's just a chance to make a new friend.
The Guy: But you were "set up" by someone else.
Me: Not really, more like the friend mentioned she'd want to hang out.
The Guy: It sounds just like a blind date.
Me: It's not a date.
The Guy: You are getting yourself a lesbian girlfriend.
Me: Yeah, you would love that. I'm sure you've been dreaming about that for ages.
The Guy: ... *grin*