Thursday, January 04, 2007

I hate my dog

Last night at 5 am, I woke up to find my suitcase unpacked. By my dog. Scattered through out my room, was every article of clothing that had once been tucked into my suitcase in the corner. The reason she went through everything? To get to my Victoria Secret bra. The secret? Apparently it is made of bacon b/c Maddy ate it.

Anyone want a dog? Slightly bruised, but well fed.

1 comment:

  1. Ahahahahah!

    My dog eats the buttons off cell phones...and my undies...and whatever else he can shove in his mouth.

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