My sister in law, Mel, lived with me before she married my brother. We had known each other our whole lives, but I wasn't totally comfortable being myself around her.
The first week she moved in we were talking in the living room and I was sitting on the floor fixing something. Suddenly, without warning, I let out the biggest fart ever.
To which Mel replied, "Bron, I think you pooped yourself."
Now I totally use that as a gauge for how good of friends I am with someone. Could I let out an embarrassing fart in their presence and not die?