Friday, September 01, 2006

I think I like embarassing myself

I was hanging out, watching movies and drinking stuff. I decided that I would give myself a facial. I'm sick, I want to feel better, that was the best choice. It's what I do. So, I put on the facial mask and started another episode with "House".

The dog started looking at me. And looking at me. And sneezing. Which of course means she wants something. So, I say "Walk" and she goes crazy. Crap. Can she wait 10 mins for the mask to dry? Of course not. Double crap.

So, I got dressed. Well, no, that's not true. I threw a bunny hug over my pjs. I leave to walk the dogs in blue yoga pants, gym shoes and a ratty bunny hug. And a facial mask. But, I figure it is 12:30, who's going to be out?

Wanna know? EVERYONE. Well, okay only 4 people, but still. Two teenagers and two people walking their dogs - but one had a flash light. I have seriously never walked the dog so fast in all my life.


  1. Things the two of us should know by now:

    Don't start the car in baby dolls
    Don't go for a walk with a mud mask of a face

    why is this so hard for us to learn?

  2. I know. Some how we have got to stop leaving the house in lingerie and face masks. It's just not right.

  3. woah woah woah, lingerie is fine.


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