I hate having to use the bathroom at work. Our staff bathroom is conveniently located in between the staff room and the kitchen. Thus, you can be overheard peeing by co-workers and then you can infect the kitchen with bathroom smells. I hate it. So I try and time it so that no one is in the back room when I go. Which can be difficult. But I'm patient. If I can't, then I have to do things like run the water constantly or crumple the magazine I have so that I can't be overheard. I'm not shy about it, I just don't like an audience. You would think they would come up with some semblance of privacy for staff. Sheesh. It's my potty and I'll pee if I want to.
Oh come on. You knew it was coming.