Co-worker: What is the plural of anus? Is it anai?
Really. Who else talks about this in normal conversation??
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I have decided that Goose gets a kick to the head. A couple of times now, we've been out dealing with little girls and he has said the following to the little girls: "Have you got a boyfriend? Guess who ELSE doesn't?" (and then he points at me) and also "Everyone who DOESN'T have a boyfriend raise their hands. Jerk. I'm going to tell his wife and she's going to kick his ass.
The plural of anus is anuses.
ReplyDeleteThat was the best anonymous comment ever.
ReplyDeleteThe plural of Anus is Goose.
ReplyDeletePeople always answer the things that were funnier just as a question.
ReplyDeleteI really wanna know where the hell you work that this comes up in conversation?
ReplyDeleteHi mob! Glad to have another visitor. I'm a social worker. If you read back about two posts (titled explanations) it will give details. I work crisis work and such. It's fun.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't the plural of anus ani - it is after all a Latin word (and good enough for cactus/cacti) so ...
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