Co-worker: What is the plural of anus? Is it anai?
Really. Who else talks about this in normal conversation??
I have decided that Goose gets a kick to the head. A couple of times now, we've been out dealing with little girls and he has said the following to the little girls: "Have you got a boyfriend? Guess who ELSE doesn't?" (and then he points at me) and also "Everyone who DOESN'T have a boyfriend raise their hands. Jerk. I'm going to tell his wife and she's going to kick his ass.