Conversations

Worker 1: I broke the handle on the employee toilet again. I think I'm going to take the one from the client bathroom.
Worker 2: Ew.
Worker 1: Yes, me. I wouldn't ask you to do it.
Worker 2: No. Ew.
Worker 1: Yes... me.
Worker 2: No. Eeeeeeew.
Worker 1: Okay, I don't get it.
Me (listening to the whole exchange): Oh for God's sake. "Ew" as in "yucky, gross, client's touch that"
Worker 1: Oh. Well, I plan to wear gloves when I get it.