People who park on angles in parking lots. You know the ones. With the cars they think are "too important" to park normally. So, they take up extra space and superiorly piss off the rest of the world. Ky has, at times, threatened to pee on their door handles and Lyn has actually retaliated by kicking their cars (causing the alarms to go off).
Today, there was a beige convertible (who buys a beige sports car???) parked like a jackass. Top down and parked in front of a dive-y little restaurant that has the best honey-dill dipping sauce in town. Did I mention he was parked like a jerk? I was so angry at this twit that I seriously considered pooping on his front seat just so he would know what a moron I think he is.
But then there was this scary biker guy standing outside having a smoke and I think he would have enjoyed it too much, so I changed my mind. But, oh that guy deserved it.