We decided to go for a little walk once the torrential rain stopped for a short time. Trapped in the camper had made it so we were desperate for something that didn't have a roof. Wandering along, we found a "nature path" and decided to brave it.
It says "Remember, you are in bear country! Do you know what to do if you encounter a black bear on the trail? If not, grab a brochure in one of the park offices."
Are you kidding me? You couldn't have put something better than "grab a brochure"?? I am about to step into the wild and put my life on the line and all you can suggest is that I should go grab a brochure. I'm sure that it would have been too hard to write "Make noise. If it approaches, stay still." or something along those lines. Instead, it's told me to grab a brochure.
Unless the brochure is heavy enough I can beat the crap out of the bear, I don't think it's going to be particularly helpful.