Every time I work out, I get Tourettes. I start out slow with the odd "Dammit!" here and there, but as the intensity of the workout increases, so does my vocabulary.
Sometimes I am glad no one but The Guy and Monty listen to me work out. It is not a pretty thing. Not to mention how bad it is to watch me when I work out.
Here is a list of things I said while working out today. Note: This is toned down so my aunties who read it don't die from the shame of swear words.
Not that I say those. Nope.
Anyway, on with the list.
- Son of a ... (there were many variations on this theme)
- motherless goat
- biscuit maker
- heartless hooker
- Ha! Suck on THAT you stupid bird.
- Ack. I cannot jump over that many wood things.
- I keep hitting the wall! Stupid effing bike.
- Unbalanced? I will give you unbalanced, you bastard.
- I hate you, smug hula man.
- No! NO!!! NO!!! Dammit. Wall.
- Yes, I'm shaky. I'm standing on one leg. You're a computer. YOU don't get shaky. You don't have legs.
Sometimes, I think getting into shape is not worth the stress.
Ha! That's awesome. I've heard my fair share of those colorful phrases. Most of them were directed at me though. And then I would laugh. Probably the best part of my job to be honest.
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