My night thus far - Hawaii, homeless men, and big heads

I accepted a homeless man's offer to go to Hawaii with him. He has to win the lottery first, but he bought a ticket today, so it's looking really good for us. He has no teeth and smells a little odd, but it's HAWAII.

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I got into the car with two young charges. The one boy looked up at me and said, "You have a BIG head." I agreed I had a much larger head than he did. "No, I mean even your face is BIG."