The Guy's standard answer for everything is "A kick in the ass." My answer for what I want for my birthday has been "A poke in the eye."*
You can tell I got a little confused between the two when my brother asked what I wanted this year. I replied "A poke in the ass."
That's not quite what I meant.
*My other standard is our family's favourite. "I want a new bum. Mine's cracked."
You wanted your Christmas Goose for your birthday?
ReplyDeleteHmmmm...maybe I'm not so upset about you moving now, you creepy weirdo :P
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Too funny! I hope your brother figured out what you were *trying* to say. Thanks for a real laugh this morning. :)
ReplyDeleteHa! That was awesome.
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