Since The Guy got Rockband, it has taken up a large part of our conversation.
The Guy: Today I played that Weezer song on the guitar while I sang.
MayB: Really? That's great. But how did you hold the mike while you were playing the guitar??
The Guy: [grinned knowingly and tapped his finger to his temple twice]
MayB: You taped it to your head?
The Guy: No, Bron. I bought a mike stand.
Oooooh. That's what you meant. I would like to remind you, I have two degrees. Yup. Two. I am SMRT.