Nothing. And here is where I should end this post.
But I'm not. I am going to regale you with tales of my boredom. I am going to tell you the dishes aren't done and the floor needs vacuuming and the only really efficient thing I have done this week is organize one shelf of my closet.
The phrases most uttered out of my mouth this week have been:
"Madison, shut up. I am tired of it."
"Montel, you do NOT need outside again! You are only ringing those bells to be a jerk"
"I am going to kill you all and then where will I be? PRISON. But I will be happier, dammit!"
Although, on second thought, they don't really send you to prison for killing your dogs. Siblings, maybe.
We woked hard to train our dogs to use the bells. And then we had to hide them once we realized that NO DOG needs to pee 45 times each day.
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Glad to know that I'm not the only person that says stuff like that to their dog!
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