Today I was walking the dogs as I am apt to do. They stopped to investigate one of the new patches of grass exposed by the melting weather. I got distracted (likely by something shiny) and when I turned back to the dogs it was to see Montel with his leg up on Vicki's back. Peeing. On her head.
It wasn't one or two drops even. It was streams of pee. Running down her face and neck as she stood patiently waiting for it to be over.