Monday, March 03, 2008

80 x365: "Eccentric" Lady

She was 68 if she was a day and looked every bit of it. She explained how she had been travelling on the bus from the West coast and how she did yoga in her seat in order to stave off leg cramping. She also told us she was a disco dancer.

She wore thick makeup and rhinestone sunglasses in the dark. Her hair would have made even Dolly Parton proud. It was platinum blond and teased within an inch of its life. Her faded blue jeans looked painted on and she wore a sweater with a faux fur collar that was unbuttoned to show a substantial amount of cleavage. When she bent over to retrieve her luggage, she showed an even more substantial amount of butt cleavage.

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