With this stupid throat infection, I am supposed to be gargling with antiseptic mouthwash. The only one I could find was Listerine. The only kind I figured I would be able to stomach was citrus. Unfortunately, Listerine is the drink of choice for many of my clients.
Every time I gargle, I almost throw up. The taste, the smell - the whole thing reeks of homeless, toothless, smelly old man. Soon I will take to sitting topless on benches outside of my office. I will eat sandwiches from the soup kitchen and shop for free clothing at the Salvation Army.
But I will have fresh breath damn it.