I am on hold right now listening to the worst version of "Hey Jude" ever. The musical version. The operatic musical version. It's as though Andrew Lloyd Webber got a hold of the song rights and wrote an entire show around it. There is the tenor who I believe is Jude. Then there is a soprano who is likely his mother and a cast of thousands humming and filling in bits of background harmony.
Oh, there go the French horns. Answered by the tuba. It just gets better.
I am half hoping the person on the other end doesn't answer. I'm excited to hear the big finish.