Remember that time Dad thought his van was stolen? Yeah, me too. It wasn't long ago. Imagine how surprised I was when he called this afternoon to see if I had borrowed the van today without telling him. Nope, not me. I suggested he call the police to see if they had it. They did. They found it in the hood with the steering wheel column popped. It would be kinda funny if it wasn't so pathetic.
Yay for Regina's rising crime rate! We like to stay competive.