I forgot to decorate for Hallowe'en. I have an uncarved pumpkin sitting on my kitchen table. Almost none of my decorations even made it out of the box, let alone onto my windows.
I have lost the will to live.
Okay, it's not that bad. To make up for it, I bought $50 of discounted Hallowe'en decorations at Lyn's friend's house party last night. So, watch out for next year.