I was sleeping this morning when my cell phone rang. I'd worked last night so I decided to ignore it. It rang and rang and rang. So I figured it was one of my siblings.
I stumbled out into the kitchen, grabbed my phone and said "Did it dawn on you after the 15th ring that maybe I wasn't going to answer it?"
A man's voice chuckled and said, "No actually, it hadn't. Maybe I have the wrong number."