Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Things I learned today

  1. It is difficult to play ball with the dogs whilst in the tub.
  2. Monty will still try and suggest it.
  3. Wet dog balls do not bounce without leaving water marks on the walls.
  4. One cannot sleep on the couch while there are three dogs in the house.
  5. Dogs will use any surface (such as stomach or boobs) as launch pad.
  6. This is quite surprising when this happens if one has been able to sleep on the couch.

I am in for quite the education. It will be a long month and a half.


  1. I laughed really hard at the phrase "wet dog balls"...I can be so juvenile sometimes.

  2. The wet dog balls comment got me too! Ohmygosh, you crack me up!

    Yeah, but you'll miss them when they're gone!

  3. I am such a 12 yr old boy. I couldn't write it without giggling. But there is just no way to write that phrase less offensive!

  4. How did I of all people miss that one? For reals. I must be slipping.


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