- It is difficult to play ball with the dogs whilst in the tub.
- Monty will still try and suggest it.
- Wet dog balls do not bounce without leaving water marks on the walls.
- One cannot sleep on the couch while there are three dogs in the house.
- Dogs will use any surface (such as stomach or boobs) as launch pad.
- This is quite surprising when this happens if one has been able to sleep on the couch.
I am in for quite the education. It will be a long month and a half.
I laughed really hard at the phrase "wet dog balls"...I can be so juvenile sometimes.
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ReplyDeleteI am such a 12 yr old boy. I couldn't write it without giggling. But there is just no way to write that phrase less offensive!
ReplyDeleteHow did I of all people miss that one? For reals. I must be slipping.
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