That's some midlife crisis, Milly

I saw a middle aged woman on a skate board tonight. She was in full gear (helmet, pads, etc) and zooming down the street. When she reached the corner, she stood on the one end and slipped the skateboard into her hand. I am not even exaggerating to say she was in her mid 50s. It was so bizarre. I wanted to tell her to be careful not to break a hip.

(Now I am going to take a beating from everyone 50+ for saying they may break a hip.)