Whenever I want to do something and look suave - or at least not like a spazz - I end up embarrassing myself. It is always the way. If I'm trying to look like I don't care - like I'm too cool for school, I'm going to trip and fall. Or walk into something. Or a good combination of both.
In highschool, I was going up to the front to put an equation on the board. I wrote the equation, I was super proud of how smart I was, I turned to go back to my desk (all very smug in my brilliantness) and I stepped directly into the garbage can.
Yes, I did date in highschool. Eventually.