Today as I was walking the dogs, a girl on a bike came up to me and said the strangest thing.
"Hey, Mister Lady. You have a lot of dogs. Four." And then she peddled away.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Now this would have been cute if she had been 3 and on a tricycle, but this girl was at least 10. So, the fact she could count to 4 was not that impressive. Also, apparently they have ceased to teach gender identification at school. Because she called me "Mister Lady". Not like she noticed her mistake and tried to seamlessly fix it, but rather she was just covering her bases.
I have to stop being the crazy person who walks 4 dogs. I'm getting a reputation.
As a hermaphrodite.