Memo:
To: pedestrians and cyclists.
Dear morons,
If I have a green light and you have a red light, this means you are to wait. It's my turn.
If you so foolishly decide to dart out across the street in front of me, I will hit you. I will bounce you off my car like we're in a pinball machine and you are the ball. I will not hesitate, alter my course, slow down or feel any remorse.
I am in a car. You are a tiny person. I will win. And, the law will be on my side.
Thank you,
May-B.
Every time I see Mormons or hear people talking about them, I think of Ky and her cheer. Thanks, Bronwyn. :)
ReplyDeleteArian, I love you. However, you did make it sound like I equate morons with Mormons. And that's not entirely true. I don't sing the song for morons.
ReplyDeleteI've been saying "Word" a lot lately. But in the most "I'm a white, white woman" way ever. It's funny.
ReplyDeleteI think you should have one of those taxi things on top of your car, the ones that have electronic signs that say things, like the stock market does. Then you can have that whole post playing repeatedly when you drive.
ReplyDeleteWait - that will make even more people mess up, 'cause they'll all be trying to read what it says. So never mind.