Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Stuff I discover when I'm up all night.

When you google my name...

There are a lot of naked people who aren't me.
(And the world breathes a sigh of relief)

There are also a lot of horses.
And dogs.
And hamsters.
And llamas.

And trapeez artists.

And really cool art.

And a lot of wedding pictures of people who aren't me.
Thanks for rubbing it in, name buddies. You all suck.

And a lot of really ugly people who also aren't me. (Okay, there's some not ugly people too. They aren't me either.)


  1. My name is boring when you google it, because all that you get are photos of Jen Aniston, and the odd one of Jen Lopez.

  2. I should not have clicked on that link.

  3. I know! Did you notice she is balanced on basketballs tied to her feet??? WHAT THE AITCH???? Who wakes up one day and says "I think I will try that."?

  4. I didn't even think to click on the links until I read Maryanne's comment about wishing she hadn't....I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...


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