When you google my name...
There are a lot of naked people who aren't me.
(And the world breathes a sigh of relief)
There are also a lot of horses.
And trapeez artists.
And really cool art.
And a lot of wedding pictures of people who aren't me.
Thanks for rubbing it in, name buddies. You all suck.
And a lot of really ugly people who also aren't me. (Okay, there's some not ugly people too. They aren't me either.)