You've heard of random acts of kindness. Even random acts of violence. Well, I would like to institute random acts of punch in the head. I just would like to be able to walk around and punch people who annoy me. I mean, I don't want them to hate me or anything, just to learn from their mistakes. I have a list of people I would like to start with (so that part isn't random) but I would then branch out to other people who just annoy the crap out of me. Actually, sometimes it would just be random people - they might not have even bothered me at all. I wonder if it would catch on?
(This thought started with me thinking to myself "Who does a girl have to punch in the head to get a date around here?" And I went from there.)