My texts to my siblings alone will make quite a story for the local law enforcement.
They consist mostly of the following:
- Lines from the song Jessie's Girl which I text to my brother every time it comes on the radio -- it makes him CRAZY -- and it comes on a lot in our town
- Comments about poop i.e.: I think I just pooped myself a stroke
- Butt Face Plant Food Baby Wipes I got nothing
- Lines from commercials popular in the 80s Have you ever heard a peep from a bottle of perfume? Peep Peep
- More comments about poop
It gives a really bad view of the kind of person I am. I hope the police are understanding.
You know, and that I don't get murdered.