Saturday, April 17, 2010

Saturday night with Chuck Norris

I was wandering the Interwebz after having a nap that was supposed to last about 14 hours and read this great article on 10 Things the Internet has Killed and 5 Things it Hasn't.  In this article, as one would expect in any piece, Chuck Norris was mentioned.  It lead me to the site Chuck Norris Facts

I laughed so hard I peed.

Not really.  I just peed because I didn't want to get off the couch.

 I'm going to list a few of my favourites and encourage you to go and check out at least the Top 50.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

 Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.

 If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

 Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


  1. The List was interesting but the pages and pages of repetitive chuck Norris "jokes" not so much. Could have boiled it down to about 2 pages of good ones.

  2. I have to admit, the giraffe one cracked me up.

  3. It stuns me that anyone who spends any time on the internet has managed to avoid the Chuck Norris Facts site until now. You must use the Internet for a much higher purpose than I.

  4. I have several friends who have a Chuck Norris application on Facebook that supplies them with one of these random "facts" each day. Some of them are pretty funny!

    Are you shopping for a new couch today?


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