Saturday, December 26, 2009

I'm funny all year round - in spurts

I'm starting my "year in review" early.  Here are some of my favourite things I used as statuses on Facebook and/or Twitter. I've linked to some of the more recent and/or more popular. 
January
  • would just to say that she has the greatest fiancee in the world.
  • would just like to say her fiancee broke into her facebook and posted about how great he is.
February
  • is amazed. Facebook guru says 22 friends find me sexy. Only 22??
  • enjoys the word "fartwhistle".
March
  • just got Cheez Whiz on her mouse. This is causing mobility issues. And tastes weird.
  • "There is a limit to how many corn dogs a person can eat in a day." "Yes, and the answer is six."
April
May
  • fixes your grammar in her head.
June
  • If you're standing on a corner, you'd better be crossin' or workin'.
July
  • What's a pony good for anyway?
  • This broccoli tastes suspiciously unlike chocolate.
August
  • There are no hard fast rules for the plural of "tranny".
  • I cannot buy popsicles without hearing the voice of the creepy old man from Family Guy.
  • Dear Today, You are cold and unfriendly and I feel we have nothing in common. It's over. Yours truly, Bronwyn
September
  • The dog keeps farting in my general direction.
  • Back from Las Boobies. I mean, Vegas. Boobies. Vegas. Boobies. Vegas.
October
November
December

5 comments:

  1. You missed a whole bunch of good ones. Run a second batch.

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  2. You guys really like your cheeze whiz don't you?

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  3. Ha ha - love it! Especially...nah, they're all good.

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  4. My life can be summed up in one sentence: "WTF is happening and why am I here!?

    Now, 8 years later with a new husband,new puppy, new anti-depressant, and it's more like: "I MADE IT!"

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  5. Please let Wade know that fiancé is the one for guys and fiancée is for girls. Just in case he's curious. Which apparently he is.

    ZING!

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Crap monkies say "what?"