Tuesday, August 04, 2009

It was a hooker kind of weekend

Upon meeting the friend who was going to be helping The Guy put up fence:

me: Are you at least getting paid? In pizza and beer? Or at least pizza and hookers?
The Guy: You told me I couldn't buy hookers any more!
me: That's just for you. If they're for a gift, I don't mind.

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Upon getting payment from the neighbour for his share of the fence:

me: Are we totally going to spend that in Vegas?
The Guy: Naw, I was going to spend it on hookers and blow.
me: Seems fair. You've done all the work.

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LynnieC: You sure do seem to spend a lot on hookers. How much do you budget for that?
me: Fifty percent. It goes 10% to the church, 20% to housing expenses, 50% to hookers.
LynnieC: Where is the other 20%?
me: Incidentals. Like dog food and bail money.

2 comments:

  1. It is wrong how hard I laughed.

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  2. Man. At 7%, my hooker budget is WAY low, yo! I gotta do something about that.

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