I'mnotbenny was all bragging that his blog is worth about nothing right now. That could be because the powers that bee (get it, NotBenny?) are keeping him down. So I checked out my own worth. I mean, blog worth. I don't measure my own worth by my blog. No sirree. Not me.
Not bad. I mean, I'm no Dooce or Schmutzie or anything, but that's some sweet coin for stories about dogs, farts, dead moms, weddings, neurosis*, and Tim Hortons.
*Spell check wanted to change that to necrosis**, but I'm pretty sure that's something entirely different.
**It's not about giving loving to dead people*** like I originally thought. That's good. That wouldn't be right.
*** But, maybe dead people are lonely. We don't know.