My life in fashion: A history in pictures

At a young age, I learned to rock both the suspenders and the faux fur stole.
You're jealous. Admit it.

I was quite fetching in my spring hat and two piece.
My belly still looks like that. So do my thighs.

Early on, I realized a low neckline was the way to catch attention.
I believe this was my father's dress.

Again with the cleavage.
However, this time, I distracted people with a lovely chapeau.