I was just skipping through commercials while watching something I taped on my DVR. I only stop for Galen Weston and the Mac commercials. Anyway, I was skipping through, stopping here and there to see if the show had returned. What I heard was:
Febreeze works in... Grand Casino. Here's a story about... how a drunk man tried to lure children away.
It was highly amusing and inadvertently disturbing.