Even if you don't like the idea of Twitter or tweets or the like, there are a few you must check out. Some of these guys put more wit and humour and oddity into 140 characters than I can in a lifetime. I am very jealous of their talent and not just a little fearful of the inside of their minds. (Side note. These are not for aunties or kind and gentle people to read.)
Example of his work: 9 year old at the library said something mean to Ellie. So I gave her an eating disorder. Next time, come heavy, Tweenie.
One of my favourite f his lines: Kids, a Halloween ghoul just appeared and ate all your candy and smeared delicious chocolate on my face! Did you forget to pray last night?!
If all you ever read is these two guys listed above, my job will be done. They are FUNNY.
Of course, I also follow Dooce who is pretty funny, but it's her husband Blurb who amuses me.
And, last, but not least, my childhood sweetheart (unbeknownst to him) Wil Wheaton.