And I don't mean the middle finger.
I have decided to change the world. No small task, you might say. True, but I think I'm up for it. A lesser person may not be.
I have decided to make the world a better place by waving.
When someone lets me in front of them on the road, I'm going to wave. Even when they don't and I just speed up to pass them, I will wave. I will wave when people don't try and run me over when I'm crossing the street. Even at a crosswalk. With lights! I will be a waving machine.
I will have different levels of waving. The excited "Thank you so much for being you!!" wave. The "Thanks for thinking of me" wave. And the basic "Thanks for not being a dick" wave. This wave will be for people who -- while not making an effort to be kind or go out of their way -- have not gone out of their way to be jerks.
I think this idea will really spread. Soon, people will not be acting like tools just in case that "cool girl who waves" decides to pay attention to them. The city will be a better place. Nay, not the city alone but the world.
Get ready. It's coming your way.