What if he's on fire?

Grandma called the other day. We are planning a trip up to her place for Christmas, so she's been calling every few days to see if we are still coming. This call, however, was a little different.


G - I just want you to tell [The Guy] he can't smoke in the buildings.

me - Um, he doesn't smoke.

G - Well, you just be sure to tell him. These buildings are very old and we don't have insurance for that.


She called Ky later on and worried that The Guy would think us weird. I'm pretty sure that's a safe bet.