I have a chin hair with super powers. Seriously. I don't know what it can do yet - I mean other than grow at warp speed - but it's pretty impressive. It's the texture of a horse tail and grows overnight.
I've named it Spartacus. Because he's making all the other chin hairs stand up and say "No, I'm Spartacus." Bastard. When I say I'm going to kill you, you're supposed to stay dead. I'm thinking of giving up in the battle and just accepting Spartacus for who he is.
I'm going to let him grow and use him as a rope so I can scale walls.