- Seeing how afraid I could make a Siamese fighting fish. We took a fish in a small bowl and covered it in mirrors on all sides. He got really, really big and looked awesome. Then he died.
- Running a hose into a gopher hole to see where the water came out.
- Jumping over the fence to get away from my brother. I landed in an ant hill. I went back over the fence as fast as possible, got a shovel and beat the crap out of the ant hill.
I was mean to animals as a child. I'm not proud of it.