Sunday, March 18, 2007

More good ideas gone bad

  1. Seeing how afraid I could make a Siamese fighting fish. We took a fish in a small bowl and covered it in mirrors on all sides. He got really, really big and looked awesome. Then he died.
  2. Running a hose into a gopher hole to see where the water came out.
  3. Jumping over the fence to get away from my brother. I landed in an ant hill. I went back over the fence as fast as possible, got a shovel and beat the crap out of the ant hill.

I was mean to animals as a child. I'm not proud of it.


  1. So, where did the water come out?

  2. Another hole, actually. Along with a drowned gopher.


Crap monkies say "what?"